so-personal:

everything personal♡
helyon:

yogaboi:

The next supreme

Witchcraft…
moosezekiel:

thwhitewolff:

WAY TO GO ALLSTATE

THATS ALLSTATE’S STAND
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via largeandlovely)

madeupmonkeyshit:

when you send risky text messages

(via sextnoise)

fugaazi:


This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen
"It’s strange. I felt less lonely when I didn’t know you."
Jean Paul Sartre (via fcknsrs)

(Source: starlightofmyheart, via g0thwino)

"It’s the maybes that will kill you."
(via like-dissolves-like)

(Source: praises, via g0thwino)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via dirtymoistvagina)

bunnyfood:

(via animalshugging)
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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